Cookie Notice

Information about cookies on this website.

Last updated: March 2026

The Short Version

We do not use cookies on this website. That is it. No cookie banner, no opt-in, no opt-out. There is nothing to configure because there is nothing to track.

What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small text files that websites place on your device to remember information about you. Many websites use them for analytics, advertising, and user preferences.

We have chosen not to use them at all.

What We Use Instead

We use privacy-friendly, cookie-free analytics to understand how our website is performing. Specifically:

  • Umami – an open-source analytics tool that collects no personal data and uses no cookies
  • statichost.uk analytics – our hosting platform’s built-in analytics, which are also cookie-free

These tools give us useful information like which pages are popular and where our visitors come from, without storing anything on your device or tracking you across the web.

No Tracking Pixels Either

We do not use tracking pixels, fingerprinting, or any other technique to identify or follow individual visitors. Your browsing activity on our site is your business, not ours.

No Third-Party Cookies

We do not load any third-party scripts that set cookies. There are no social media trackers, no advertising networks, and no embedded content from services that track visitors.

So Why Does This Page Exist?

Transparency. We think it is worth stating clearly what we do and do not do with your data, even when the answer is “nothing”. If more websites took this approach, the internet would be a better place.

If you have any questions, feel free to get in touch.